I just realized
something. File and Life use the same letters, only they are spelled
differently! How weird is that? Two very different things, but the same
letters! I don’t know, I just thought that it might be a cool thing to point
out.
Anyways.
Speaking of the
words Life and File, welcome to another Doll’s Life Files where I interview the
keychain you have all come to love (or hate) here on my blog.
That’s right,
Magneto. I will admit, even though it was probably pretty obvious, but I hated
him at first. But these interviews are a great way to get to know people
better. You never know what secrets Magneto might spill!
Of course, we had
to knock him out and tie him up first to get him to agree to doing this
interview in the first place, but nevermind that. Loki said that there was
nothing wrong with that. But I don’t know what he thinks is “okay” and
what isn’t.
Back to the
topic! So I just finished Magneto’s interview, and it went…well… you better
read this, then:
Elsa (me): Morning, sleepyhead!
***
Elsa (me): Morning, sleepyhead!
Magneto: *groans*
Ugh…what happened...?
Elsa: Welcome to your
interview!
Magneto: What…?? Elsa???
What are you doing? What am I doing?
Elsa: Ooh, yeah. Sorry
about that. Loki had I knock you in the head with his staff and tie you up with
a few ribbons to get to cooperate. Do you remember that?
Magneto: How dare you!
Why, when I get free, you’re gonna-
Elsa: We’re not setting
you free until I've finished interviewing you.
Magneto: I didn’t sign up
for a stupid interview!
Elsa: Stop struggling!
You’re only going to make yourself tired. I made sure Loki did a double knot on
the ribbon, so there’s no escape until we’re done.
Magneto: *growls in a
somewhat weird and angry way*
Elsa: Don’t worry, it’ll
be quick and painless. Now, what’s your full name?
Magneto: Shouldn't you
already know?
Elsa: I do, but, just in
case that's like a nickname or something, what's your full name?
Magneto: Max Eisenhardt.
Elsa: *looks confused*
What???
Magneto: You heard
me.
Elsa: Okay... how on
earth do you spell that?
Magneto: *rolls eyes*
Just take a wild guess. It doesn't matter.
Elsa: Gotcha. *types*
Next question. Where did She find you?
Magento: *seems to calm
down a bit* I was not first found by She...
Elsa: *types* Alright,
interesting. Who was it, then?
Magneto: *sighs* I don't
remember. It was a boy, I think. But that person never really noticed that they
even owned me. They never used me the way I was meant to be. They never hung me
off a backpack or a zipper or whatever else... until one day he did. He put me
in a tiny gift bag and carried me somewhere. I couldn't see where I was, but at
least it was better than being on the floor of the closet in his bedroom. His
closet smelled, anyway. I was happy to be anywhere else. And then I heard
voices. I peeked out of the bag and saw that I was in this room with a bunch of
people. The sign above me said "Library." And then my bag was handed
off to someone else, another boy. People were calling him Zach, if that helps
any. I then realized that my previous owner was giving me away in this thing
called a white elephant gift exchange. Don't ask me what those are, I barely
know. But as soon as this new boy had me, I was passed off again. And there I
stayed with this new person, a girl this time. She took me out of the bag and
started laughing. 'It's Magneto!' The girl cried. Turns out it was She. She
fastened my keychain clasp to her pocket and took me home. When I arrived, it
was Christmas time like it is now, only a year ago. There was a tiny porcelain
town in the dining room of her house, and She seemed to think that I would like
it there. That became my home until Christmas ended. My town went up to the
attic until next Christmas. and I stayed attached to a backpack
zipper until the first day of December, when it was brought down again and She
placed me there again. It's a vicious cycle... and I'm the one who has to put
up with all of it.
(above is a lovely
picture of Magneto tied up and tied down to a book with ribbons, thanks to
Loki's ninja tying skills)
Elsa: *sympathetically
confused* That's an interesting story... *types furiously* Give me a minute, I
have to write this all down.
Magneto: Are you really
going to post this online for everyone to read?!
Elsa: Um, yes, that was
the idea.
Magneto: Why do you even
keep this blog anyway? It endangers the chances of us being caught by humans!
Are you dumb?
Elsa: *frowns* No. I'm
just doing it for fun. I thought that there might be other dolls out there who
would like to hear our stories and be inspired by them to start their own
blogs. We don't have to live in fear of being caught all the time.
Magneto: *turns head
away* I'm not afraid.
Elsa: What is it, then?
What do you have against humans? *mumbles* AND other dolls?
Magneto: Nothing. What's
the next question?
Elsa: *blows pesky strand
of hair out of eyes* Oh, alright. WHEN were you found?
Magneto: *thinks quietly*
December 11th.
(Haha, it's funny because
it's March now and this post was made back in December)
Elsa: Okay, December
11th. Got it. That's it.
Magneto: *pleasantly
surprised* It's over? You're done with the interview?
Elsa: *pleasantly* Yep!
You're done. Now we can set you free and you can go and forget any of this ever
happened.
Magneto: Ugh... I'm sure
the internet won't, but I certainly wish to.
Elsa: Oh, don't worry...
you will! *pulls out Loki's staff from behind back*
Magneto: What are you doing-!
*WHACK*
***
Yeah, I had to knock Magneto out again. I wasn't sure if he would remember the interview or not, I certainly hoped he didn't. Maybe then he'd be more forgiving about all of this if he forgot the details. I don't want to be mean or anything, but hitting in forcefully in the head was a pleasure. After how annoying and difficult he was to all of us... especially the day She was wrapping presents... revenge was sweet but I still felt guilty. I guessed that his past lead him to believe that all humans were evil and neglected dolls. Maybe he was the only doll at his previous human's house. I don't know. But even though the interview was over... I still wanted to find out.
(I untied Magneto for his profile picture. Thought he deserved that after the torture.)
Full Name: Max Eisenhardt (nickname is Magneto)
Finding Place: Some Library (even Magneto doesn't know)
Finding Date: December 11th
Species: Keychain
Strengths: Ummm... eeehhhhh??? Strong leadership skills, I guess. Besides that, not much else. I'm sure there are good things about him that I'll find out later.
Weaknesses: Not keeping promises, thinking that he is more dominant than everyone else, being overall impossible to deal with.
Powers: Can detect and form metals (so he claims)
Status: A friend-enemy. I think the humans call those frenemies. At least, he is our frenemy for now.
