A Doll's Life Files: Magneto

I just realized something. File and Life use the same letters, only they are spelled differently! How weird is that? Two very different things, but the same letters! I don’t know, I just thought that it might be a cool thing to point out.

Anyways.

Speaking of the words Life and File, welcome to another Doll’s Life Files where I interview the keychain you have all come to love (or hate) here on my blog.

That’s right, Magneto. I will admit, even though it was probably pretty obvious, but I hated him at first. But these interviews are a great way to get to know people better. You never know what secrets Magneto might spill!

Of course, we had to knock him out and tie him up first to get him to agree to doing this interview in the first place, but nevermind that. Loki said that there was nothing wrong with that. But I don’t know what he thinks is “okay” and what isn’t.

Back to the topic! So I just finished Magneto’s interview, and it went…well… you better read this, then:

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Elsa (me): Morning, sleepyhead!

Magneto: *groans* Ugh…what happened...?

Elsa: Welcome to your interview!

Magneto: What…?? Elsa??? What are you doing? What am I doing?

Elsa: Ooh, yeah. Sorry about that. Loki had I knock you in the head with his staff and tie you up with a few ribbons to get to cooperate. Do you remember that?

Magneto: How dare you! Why, when I get free, you’re gonna-

Elsa: We’re not setting you free until I've finished interviewing you.

Magneto: I didn’t sign up for a stupid interview!

Elsa: Stop struggling! You’re only going to make yourself tired. I made sure Loki did a double knot on the ribbon, so there’s no escape until we’re done.

Magneto: *growls in a somewhat weird and angry way*

Elsa: Don’t worry, it’ll be quick and painless. Now, what’s your full name?

Magneto: Shouldn't you already know?

Elsa: I do, but, just in case that's like a nickname or something, what's your full name?

Magneto: Max Eisenhardt. 

Elsa: *looks confused* What???

Magneto: You heard me. 

Elsa: Okay... how on earth do you spell that?

Magneto: *rolls eyes* Just take a wild guess. It doesn't matter.

Elsa: Gotcha. *types* Next question. Where did She find you?

Magento: *seems to calm down a bit* I was not first found by She...

Elsa: *types* Alright, interesting. Who was it, then?

Magneto: *sighs* I don't remember. It was a boy, I think. But that person never really noticed that they even owned me. They never used me the way I was meant to be. They never hung me off a backpack or a zipper or whatever else... until one day he did. He put me in a tiny gift bag and carried me somewhere. I couldn't see where I was, but at least it was better than being on the floor of the closet in his bedroom. His closet smelled, anyway. I was happy to be anywhere else. And then I heard voices. I peeked out of the bag and saw that I was in this room with a bunch of people. The sign above me said "Library." And then my bag was handed off to someone else, another boy. People were calling him Zach, if that helps any. I then realized that my previous owner was giving me away in this thing called a white elephant gift exchange. Don't ask me what those are, I barely know. But as soon as this new boy had me, I was passed off again. And there I stayed with this new person, a girl this time. She took me out of the bag and started laughing. 'It's Magneto!' The girl cried. Turns out it was She. She fastened my keychain clasp to her pocket and took me home. When I arrived, it was Christmas time like it is now, only a year ago. There was a tiny porcelain town in the dining room of her house, and She seemed to think that I would like it there. That became my home until Christmas ended. My town went up to the attic until next Christmas. and I stayed attached to a backpack zipper until the first day of December, when it was brought down again and She placed me there again. It's a vicious cycle... and I'm the one who has to put up with all of it.

(above is a lovely picture of Magneto tied up and tied down to a book with ribbons, thanks to Loki's ninja tying skills)

Elsa: *sympathetically confused* That's an interesting story... *types furiously* Give me a minute, I have to write this all down.

Magneto: Are you really going to post this online for everyone to read?!

Elsa: Um, yes, that was the idea.

Magneto: Why do you even keep this blog anyway? It endangers the chances of us being caught by humans! Are you dumb?

Elsa: *frowns* No. I'm just doing it for fun. I thought that there might be other dolls out there who would like to hear our stories and be inspired by them to start their own blogs. We don't have to live in fear of being caught all the time.

Magneto: *turns head away* I'm not afraid.

Elsa: What is it, then? What do you have against humans? *mumbles* AND other dolls?

Magneto: Nothing. What's the next question?

Elsa: *blows pesky strand of hair out of eyes* Oh, alright. WHEN were you found?

Magneto: *thinks quietly* December 11th.

(Haha, it's funny because it's March now and this post was made back in December)

Elsa: Okay, December 11th. Got it. That's it.

Magneto: *pleasantly surprised* It's over? You're done with the interview?

Elsa: *pleasantly* Yep! You're done. Now we can set you free and you can go and forget any of this ever happened.

Magneto: Ugh... I'm sure the internet won't, but I certainly wish to.

Elsa: Oh, don't worry... you will! *pulls out Loki's staff from behind back*

Magneto: What are you doing-! *WHACK*

***

Yeah, I had to knock Magneto out again. I wasn't sure if he would remember the interview or not, I certainly hoped he didn't. Maybe then he'd be more forgiving about all of this if he forgot the details. I don't want to be mean or anything, but hitting in forcefully in the head was a pleasure. After how annoying and difficult he was to all of us... especially the day She was wrapping presents... revenge was sweet but I still felt guilty. I guessed that his past lead him to believe that all humans were evil and neglected dolls. Maybe he was the only doll at his previous human's house. I don't know. But even though the interview was over... I still wanted to find out.

(I untied Magneto for his profile picture. Thought he deserved that after the torture.)

Full Name: Max Eisenhardt (nickname is Magneto)

Finding Place: Some Library (even Magneto doesn't know)

Finding Date: December 11th

Species: Keychain

Strengths: Ummm... eeehhhhh??? Strong leadership skills, I guess. Besides that, not much else. I'm sure there are good things about him that I'll find out later.

Weaknesses: Not keeping promises, thinking that he is more dominant than everyone else, being overall impossible to deal with.

Powers: Can detect and form metals (so he claims)

Status: A friend-enemy. I think the humans call those frenemies. At least, he is our frenemy for now.