Wintertime at A Doll's Life For Me

Wintertime at A Doll's Life For Me
My sister is the best Christmas gift I've ever gotten.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

She's Scrapbook

Hi everyone! Happy summer! Yeah, I'm interrupting the Christmas posts again. I figure we can take a break between each two posts, because quite honestly, I'll probably finish the series sometime around the next Christmas. This time our break is a bunch of pictures I have found in my blog (and some I didn't end up using for it) and I composed a collection of those pictures of the ones we had taken using She's camera. So no, this is not her scrapbook, but ours, and we just used her camera to take pictures. I have to delete them after I've submitted them to the blog or She'll wonder why there are so many pictures of her dolls on there. So anyway, here's She's Scrapbook!
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This is an actual window in She's house. I love this picture so much, but I was only able to use it for my last post. But it uses rosemailing and it's made of glass, so the window has two things going for it, even it didn't serve much purpose in my sixth day of Christmas besides looking pretty.


Ah, well, isn't this a classic picture? It's the one I use to sign off with in all my posts. It's one of my favorite pictures I look of myself, only I have the habit of not looking in the right places when any picture is taken. 


This picture was taken when my Fifth Day of Christmas post was written. It's at the beginning when I was sorting through the boxes in She's room and came out with some pretty cool stuff. I found a tiny green bottle of bubbles, a black velvet rose, a small red bow hairclip, and a blue stone pendant. To this day I have no idea what to do with these things.


This was supposed to go in my last post, The Sixth Day of Christmas. I told Olaf to pose with his newfound jam jar and he did, but this picture newer made it because we already had a picture of the doll-sized jam jar just by itself and having two pictures of Olaf besides it was kind of pointless. The jam jar was a cool find, but it wasn't that important.


I find this picture pretty hilarious looking back on it now, but at the time, when we thought the house was going to burn down in A Thanksgiving Adventure post, it wasn't all that funny.


Ah, memories. That's all I can say about this one.


This picture was in my Fourth Day of Christmas. I really like it because it's really mysterious-looking, even though I was just calling out for Olaf. The way the early-morning light filters through the crack in the door adds to the effect even more.


This picture is from my first blog post, and even though it was a cool shot of my glowing blue arm and She's ceiling of snowflakes, the angle is totally weird. I don't know why I took the picture like this.


She serving Olaf some ginger soda! This was probably one of the coolest thing a human has done for us. I just can't believe I was still able to take this picture and not have her notice!


Have I ever actually used this picture? I can't remember. Well, it's another weird-angled shot. I was trying to make myself look like I was daydreaming, but it doesn't fully work because my braid, especially the snowflake on the braid, looks enormous. 


Probably the first ever doll selfie! Is that what humans call it, when you take a picture of yourself or one with yourself and your friends? I don't get that. Maybe I never will. But anyways, I think it's a good photo.

This really was a fabulous hat. But sometime during my fourth Christmas post, it disappeared. I think She took it anyway and put it somewhere else. Olaf is still kind of upset. He really liked that hat.


Speaking of that hat, I liked it, too! My head is kind of big and I was surprisingly happy when it fit. But I gave it away to Olaf since red's not really my color.


Loki had a fun time using his staff (he just corrected me, it's a scepter) to hang ornaments on our tiny doll Christmas tree.


Humans think dolls can't change facial expressions. That is untrue, because I look like a weirdo in this picture. Remind me to never do that- whatever that is- with my face ever again.


And Olaf is in the background! Wow, I never noticed him there before. Are we sure that he secretly doesn't have teleportation skills? Well, maybe it's more like photobombing skills. "Photobomb" is another weird word humans use, but it's really the only thing I can think of to call it.


Getting the snowflakes in my braid! I absolutely adore this picture, and not just because I'm in it. I miss my other snowflake, but fortunately She had two other smaller snowflake earrings to replace them. Guess She just has bad luck with hair accessories. First Olaf's hat and then the snowflake.


This was never on my blog and it actually had nothing to do with it, but I found it on She's camera, and besides, these flowers are gorgeous.
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So yeah's that's all I have for you today. My posts are the least consistent things probably on the entire planet, so I'm not really sure when the seventh day of Christmas is coming out. Maybe next Christmas. Ha! That would be horrible. Thanks for being patient with me, everyone! Also, thanks for reading my blog and taking time out of your day to visit this website.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Elsa's 12 Days of Christmas: Six Sweet Surprises

Halfway through the series! There's not much to say here, (except for the fact that is a Christmas post and this is the month of June) so let's just jump right in, shall we? Just the other month I almost broke The Code of Dolls just because I jumped to conclusions about She replacing us. But She really isn't, which is good. She's just trying to make a collection of Marvel and Frozen dolls. Which is a lot better than being tossed out into the garbage! I learned that you if someone loves you they are never going to give up on you and replace you, because you are special. *ahem* Anyways, let's get this snow on the road. (yes, I went there) Today we go on a search for the rest of our friends but then decide to make something in the kitchen, hoping that it will help us find the meaning of Christmas, while making a ton of Disney movie reference jokes on the way, including songs. And speaking of songs, On the sixth day of Christmas a human gave to me six sweet surprises, five gift wishes! Four perfect presents, three new friends, two bah humbugs and a tiny doll Christmas tree!
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"Are you ready?" A broad grin crosses my face. I can practically feel my own eyes sparkling with excitement and anticipation.
Olaf nods eagerly, staring up at me in awe. It reminds me vaguely of when children in Wandering Oaken's Trading Post looked up at me in my box on the top shelf, begging their parents to buy me because I was beautiful or because Elsa was their favorite character. And only if they knew what I was capable of!
Flipping the switch on the side of my waist, I hummed a few chords of "Let it Go" and my hands started to glow a bright shade of blue. I formed a snowball in my hands, letting it grow and take shape, then tossing it with great force in the air. It exploded onto the ceiling in the Room She Lived In, then became a fireworks of slowly falling snowflakes.
Somewhere else in the room, I heard a somewhat girly scream. I laughed when I saw Loki running into the area Olaf and I were in, (hiding behind one side of the bed) assuming that girly scream was from him.
"What's going on? Why is it-" Loki began, a panicked look on his face, before seeing Olaf's and my guilty faces. "Oh. It's you guys. Elsa, you didn't happen to... you know." Loki pointed to the ceiling. Snowflakes fell on his dark black hair, a pretty contrast before they melted.
"Um, yeah. Sorry about that. I got bored and Olaf wanted to see what I could do."
"Okay, just make sure you take that away before She gets home."
"Right," I said. "So what are you doing here?"
"Despite the fact that I was trying to find out why it was snowing in the house, I was looking for Napoleon and Magneto."
"They're downstairs, aren't they?" I asked, the last of the snow floating to the ground.
"I didn't see them down there." Loki replied.
"Huh?" I asked, eyes widening. Something bad could have happened to them. "Where are they, then?" I turned off my switch nervously. Wouldn't want to stress-freeze anything.
"I don't know, that's why I came over here."
"Okay. We can help you find them, right, Olaf?"
The snowman nodded, happy to help.


(Olaf lost his hat sometime during the last blog post, which is why he isn't wearing it anymore)
"Since you already checked downstairs, we should probably start with the upstairs area." I suggested. The only places we had ever explored together as a team was the hallway with Benny's Christmas tree and the Room She Lived In, and I couldn't wait to see what the other part of the house held. New places were exciting!
We carefully stepped out of the room (just to make sure that all the humans were completely gone) and into the hallway. I immediately noticed that Benny wasn't guarding the tree.
"Huh, that's odd," I commented. "Benny is usually here."
Unfortunately, Benny had said before that none of the other ornaments on the tree were alive, so they couldn't tell us where he had gone. Maybe he was with Napoleon and Magneto, wherever they were. Loki stopped at the tree and started giving out orders.
"Let's split up," he decided. Which wasn't a bad idea. The upstairs hallway was very long, especially for a doll. "I'll go left. Elsa, you go right. Olaf, you better stay with Elsa. She could get lost... or worse, distracted."
"Hey!" I said in an offended tone, but I knew it was the truth.
"Okay, team, split up."
"Team?" Olaf asked.
"Yeah, we're a team."
"Huh." the snowman looked confused and kind of... smug, actually. I guess he thought that Loki was a little ashamed to be around us. Maybe he had been at first, but definitely not anymore.
We went our separate ways. Olaf and I found ourselves in some sort of white room with a curtain and a mirror, and some thing that looked like a faucet with a bowl under it. There was also a small stained-glass window that I
fell in love with immediately. It reminded me of my movie.


"Hello!" I called, entering the room. It was the smallest place in the house that I had visited so far, but the ceiling was ginormous.
"Hello!" Olaf yelled along with me. "Benny! Napoleon! Magneto!"
No reply.
"Hey, maybe we're in one of these drawers!" Olaf ran over to a white cabinet and opened one of the drawers. Millions of hair accessories and a brush, but no dolls. There was another drawer higher than that one that Olaf had opened, and because we were curious, Olaf let me stand on his head to open the drawer in look inside. More hair things, another hairbrush, and also a toothbrush and toothpaste. Human things.


"They're not in here." I said.
"Aw..." Olaf whined, lowering me to the ground. "Will we ever find them?"
"We only just started looking," I said. "Besides, Loki still has the other half of the upstairs area to check. Maybe he already found them over there."
"Good idea. Let's go ask him."
"No, Olaf, wait-"
But he started running off towards the big closed door at the end of the hall. I followed after him quickly and found that the door hadn't really been closed. It was cracked open by a little, a hole just wide enough for Loki to fit through. Olaf pushed open the door and ran inside.
The place looked to be some sort of library, with shelves lining the walls and hundreds of books in each shelf. I had never been in a real library before (She had a bookcase in her room, but that was different) but I knew that I immediately loved them. There was also a large bed and multiple dressers, but no dolls lived on these ones. That's when I heard voices talking, and they weren't coming from Olaf.
Hiding in plain sight in front of a bookshelf (the giant bed had been blocking my view) was Napoleon and Benny, both looking very serious and seemingly in the middle of an important conversation. I heard strange whispers of "when Christmas is over" and "the attic." Whatever that meant. Loki stood among them, and Magneto was standing on one of the bookshelves, trying to make himself taller than everyone else.
"Hi, guys!" I cried, waving a hand. Everyone's heads turned towards Olaf and I. "What's up?"
"What's up?" Magneto asked. I guess that wasn't a very queenly thing to say, but I was just trying to act casual.
"Whatcha doing?" I asked, approaching Benny and Napoleon. Sir Benedict Edgar Norbert Newton Yankovitch and Napoleon were brothers as I had learned some time ago. The two of them, as Napoleon had said when I first met him, usually didn't get along. Benny was the guard of the Christmas tree out in the hallway and took is job very seriously. The only thing Napoleon took seriously was American history.
The nutcracker brothers looked at a loss for words but then Napoleon quickly piped up and said, "We were just looking around for some good books to read!"
I wasn't buying that, but I knew I had to play along. Clearly there was something going on that they did not want me to know about. Yet.
"Books, huh?" I asked. "What kind of books?"
"History." said Napoleon at the same time Benny said "Politics."


"Uh oh," I said. "Contrasting alibis?"
"No, no, my dear Elsa," said Napoleon quickly. I never noticed that he said my name differently. It sounded like he pronounced the 'a' too strongly. Like 'El-sA.' "We are simply looking for different titles."
"Oh. Well, while we're all here, can you help us find books about Christmas?" Olaf asked.
"Here's one," said Magneto almost immediately. He pushed a book down from the shelf and it landed on the floor with a boom. Loki picked it up and read the title out loud.
"How to Get Through the Worst Time of Your Life." he read.
I shot Magneto the stink eye. "Okay, so I know you don't like Christmas and all, but really, do you have to dampen our spirits just because you have a different opinion?"
Magneto shrugged. "It's what I do."
"This is about going through a mid-life-crisis." said Loki, turning the book over to the back cover.
"Um, what's that?" Olaf wanted to know.
"Human things," said Benny, waving it away.
"When you get to the middle of your life, say, your forties or fifties, thereabouts, you start to have hormonal sparks in your brain, similar to when humans go through their teen years." Napoleon explained. The nutcracker was basically an encyclopedia. But I thought he just mainly focused on learning about history and past events.
"What are hormones?"
"Nothing you need to worry about, Olaf." I said quickly.
"Okay. So... Christmas books. Where are they?" he  asked.
"I already gave you one. I suggest you take its advice." Magneto said from his shelf.
I gave him another dirty look. Napoleon and Benny decided to leave and let us search for books about Christmas. They probably wanted to discuss things in a more private space anyway. Loki and Magneto stayed, (although I kind of wish Magneto had left) saying they were going to help Olaf and I find books.
The shelves were huge, and even though Magneto and Loki were small and fast enough to climb up to the top shelf, it would take hours for dolls like us with no experience in a library to find anything useful. After a while, Loki noticed that the books were categorized in some ways. The first bookcase, second shelf from the bottom, was about electricity. The third bookcase, fourth shelf, was about music. The second bookcase, first shelf, was about  home management and repair. Mostly boring things dolls don't need to know about.
We were about to give up with Magneto actually decided to give us a useful tip. "I find something you might want." he called out from the topmost shelf.
"Are you being serious?" Loki asked.
"This time I am," Magneto replied. "Find a whole series of these things titled 'cookbooks.' I don't know what they are, but there's one up here that says something about Christmas. I can't read much else."
"Great! Send it down!" I said, cheerful that Magneto was actually trying to help us accomplish something for once.
He pushed the book off the shelf with greater force than before, sending it tumbling down and almost falling on top of Olaf. Loki read to cover just to make sure, and indeed, the book was titled The Christmas Cookbook.
"I don't know what cookbooks are for," Olaf said, turning each page slowly. "I can't read anything, either, but these pictures look like food to me." he pointed to a photo of a plate with a delicious-looking slice of chocolate cake on it.


"Looks good," Loki said. "We'll take it."
"Take it? After that, what will you do with it? Isn't that stealing from the humans?" Magneto asked with a smirk. He was leaning against another book. That one looked interesting, too. The I Heart Chocolate Cookbook.
"We're not stealing something when it comes from our own home," Loki explained. "Besides, we'll return them when we're done looking for them. Or at least you will."
Magneto grimaced. "Why me? I want no part in this!"
"You're the only one skilled enough to climb up to the top shelf."
I hid a smile. Loki was straight-up lying to Magneto to get him to do our dirty work. Loki definitely had the right skills to get up there, probably in less time than Magneto. But he didn't need to know that.
"What on Earth are you looking for, anyways?"
"The meaning of Christmas." said Olaf.
Magneto groaned and started to push more books off the shelf. "Here, take these ones, too. You're going to need them for what you're looking for."
"Thanks, Magneto!" I said happily, and with a short wave, we turned our backs and walked our of the library room and into the hallway. Since I was the largest and therefore probably the strongest, I carried the books. We saw Benny standing guard at the tree again, a bitter look on his wooden face. I wonder what he had been talking about with Napoleon.
"Hi, Benny!" Olaf said cheerily. "We're going to look through a few cookbooks if you want to join us."
Benny raised a painted eyebrow. "You do understand what cookbooks are for, yes?"
"Um, no. Not really," Olaf replied. "But we hope to find what the meaning of Christmas is after reading it!"
Benny gave a short chuckle. "Cookbooks are what humans use as directions for how to make food."
"Oh." the three of us said. I guess it made sense, but we weren't really expecting that.
"Well, I guess we could always make the food. If we do, the meaning of Christmas might be found in what we make." said Olaf.
"Do whatever you want," said Benny. "Be my guest. But I suggest that you do not make a mess in the kitchen. I am not sure when the humans will be home."
"For another hour or two, at least." I added.
"Whatever you decide will be fine with me. I'm not going to get involved anyway."
"Are you sure? We could always use the kitchen help!" I said aloud, but then added, "Because we have no idea what we're doing." under my breath.
"No, I'll be fine up here, don't you worry about me, miss."
"Um, okay. Well, we promise to bring some of whatever we make up here to share." I called after him, thinking of Dorothy and Bell and Napoleon. Maybe Benny and Magneto would even like some food.
"That is very kind of you." said Benny with a polite nod of his head.
And with that, we went downstairs to the kitchen.


None of us had never been in the kitchen before. We didn't even realize the house had a kitchen. Of course it had to if humans lived in it. But the only thing we knew about a kitchen is that it was a room where food was made. I guess that's all we really did need to know.
She's kitchen had an island in it, (I think that's what they're called, but it seems like a strange name to me) and that's where we decided to make camp. There was a stool in one corner, so I pulled that over to the island so we could climb up onto it and lay down our cookbooks. Finally, I was able to read the titles. I had seen The Christmas Cookbook and The I Heart Chocolate Cookbook before, but as it turns out, Magneto had pushed two more off the shelf. Recipes From Around the World and Traditional Holiday Recipes.



"Now, which one should we look at first?" I asked, laying each cookbook out on the island, and the opening the book to the first page. Not all the interesting, since the first page of each of the cookbooks was either crediting the authors or how to use each cooking utensil.
"What are these?" Olaf asked, pointing at the different pictures of forks and whisks and spatulas.
"Instructions for how to use each item," said Loki, gazing upon the page with interest. "We should probably look at these first."
"Why can't we just improvise?" I groaned.
"Because if we improvise, then we make mistakes."
"Making mistakes is how you learn. " I argued and began flipping through the first book, the chocolate one. All the pictures made my mouth water, if that was even possible.
"Why can't we make everything?" Olaf begged. I seemed that entire vocabulary consisted of questions.
"We should start somewhere simple. This is our first time attempting to cook anything." said Loki.
"I wonder..." I mumbled, ignoring his comment. I picked up Recipes From Around the World and turned to the table of contents. "Aha!"
"What is it?" Like I said, Olaf only knew how to talk by asking questions.
"There is a Norwegian section in this cookbook. See, Olaf? Norsk." my accent was a little rusty. It sounded like I was trying to speak through my nose.
Loki rubbed his neck. "Ha, I should have known what that meant. 'Norway.' I have roots there."
"You do?" I never knew this about him.
"Yeah. At least in my movies I do."
"Maybe we could start a Norway club!" cried Olaf. "Just the three of us in a Norway club!"
"Yeah, maybe. But for now, let's focus on making something delicious. Benny and the others are counting on us to bring them something," I began. "But maybe we could make something Norwegian."
"As long as it smells good." said Olaf.
"Ooh! How about Christmas cabbage?" I asked, skimming through the cookbook. "It is Christmas, after all."
"Um, no." said Loki and Olaf at the same time. I had to agree. Cabbage doesn't smell all that good.
I turned the page, my eyes skimming a dish that looked like a plate of tortilla shells.
"We could always make Lefse," I suggested. "I think that smells good."
"I'm sorry, what? Lefse?" Loki asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It's a traditional Norwegian snack made with potatoes and heavy cream," I explained. "I think I smelled some outside Wandering Oaken's during a Frozen festival."
"Do you actually think we have time to make these things?"
"How about... pannekaken?" I suggested, ignoring him again.
"What?" Loki asked.
"Norwegian pancakes. Quite good. I think."
"How about... something normal?"
"Yeah, okay." I had to agree. I might have been able to pronounce the Norwegian words, but to make them with something different entirely.
"Why don't we just try something simple?" I heard Olaf ask. I suddenly realized that Olaf wasn't beside me playing in the flour. Loki and I turned toward the direction of his voice and found Olaf holding up a tiny glass jar of strawberry jam. Perfect.


"Wow, thanks, Olaf! Where did you find that?"
"Over here by the breadbox. Sorry, I got kind of bored when you started reading."
"That's okay. We can make something from that. Here, toss it over." I said.
"No wait-" Loki began before Olaf spun around and launched it across the kitchen. I knew immediately that once he had thrown it, it had fallen short. The jar kind of went in slow motion. On instinct, I flipped on my switch and then sent a bolt of ice flying toward the jar, hoping that I could catch it before it shattered onto the floor. But my ice had also failed to catch the jar, and before I knew what was happening, Loki made a running jump off the counter and dove towards the jar, catching it in his arms and then ending up sprawled out on the white tiled floor of the kitchen with the unharmed jam jar lying on top of him.
"Nice catch," I commented, staring down at him. "You okay?"
"Let's not... do that... again." Loki gasped from having the wind knocked out of him.
"Sorry about that," Olaf said in solemn apology. "Here, I'll pull you up." He jumped off the counter. (Because why not?) and ran over to Loki, but by the time he had made it to Loki, he had already picked himself up and was only breathing audibly by a little. They both climbed back up the stool and then back onto the island where I was.
"So now we have something to make." I decided.
"But we just have jam," Olaf pointed out. "And four cookbooks which don't have any recipes with jam in them."
"No, there is a few, see? And in the Norwegian section, too. Everything works out perfectly!" I pointed to a section in the book. There were four recipes with jam, one of them being a cute little plate of Norwegian butter cookies. I knew I had found the recipe we were making.
"Wait, before we do anything involving potential messes, let me go get something really quick."
"Wha-what?" Olaf looked puzzled as Loki straight-up jumped off the counter painlessly and hitting the ground, then running off into the house somewhere. Loki disappeared from sight once he turned the corner, and Olaf leaned in towards me and started talking out of the side of his mouth. "He's cah-razy!"
"Ha, very clever, Olaf," I said with a grin. "But I wonder what he is doing,.." my voice trailed off, and sooner than later, Loki returned with a ball of old red cloth in his hands.
"Here, put these on." He ordered, draping himself with a strip of the fabric like a poncho.
"Um, why?" said Olaf.
"So we don't get any stains from the food on ourselves. She will certainly notice if we do."
"Ah, so you're a clean freak, then, huh?" I asked, tying the cloth around my waist, the most likely place for me to get ingredients on my dress.
"He has a good point," said Olaf, wearing his cloth as a scarf. "Even if he is crazy." Loki shot him a weird look.


(We did look pretty fabulous)
Olaf and Loki agreed that we should make the butter cookies and spread the jam over them (butter and jam, a great combination of smells) so we started to gather the ingredients for our cookies. Olaf was in charge of getting the flour and salt, and Loki got the butter and sugar, and I was in charge of the vanilla.
"Um, Elsa," Olaf grunted, dragging the heavy bucket-sized container of flour onto the island. "Just a quick question. Do we even know how to make Norwegian butter cookies? Do we even know how to bake them?"
I bit my lip. How do we cook these? I suppose we could just have them raw, since we weren't actually eating them, but warm cookies smell so much better than cold ones.
"Maybe if we just make really tiny cookies, we can put them in the microwave and bake them that way." I just hoped that what I was telling Olaf was true.
"Good idea. But what's microwave?"
"That thing over there," I pointed to a shiny black box hanging up by the cabinets. "I saw She put a mug of plain water in there once, and it came it steaming."
Olaf's eyes widened in amazement as he turned towards the microwave. "It provides... heat?"
"Yes, Olaf."
"Oh, I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot!"
Wow. The second reference to Frozen in the last two minutes.
"Really?" Loki asked.
"I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat." I finished with a smile, even if Loki didn't get the joke.
"Well, I used to be afraid of it, you know that one time when we thought there was a fire in the house. But I was only afraid of the fire, not the heat. Fire is scary because you can't control it. Well, unless it's in a fireplace, of course."
"Oh," I said. "So you're not afraid of heat?"
Loki coughed in a rather unusual way, and I realized that we was trying to cover up the word, "melt." Olaf still didn't know he was a toy, and even though he couldn't melt because he wasn't made of real snow, we didn't be the ones to ruin his dreams.
"Well, uh, okay then," I said, trying to change the conversation. "Let's make our cookies, and then we can bake them in the microwave."
"Great! I'll test it out!" said Olaf, and before Loki or I could stop him, he did a running jump from the island to the counter and opened the microwave door, then jumped inside.
"Ummmm..." what exactly does one say to that?


"So this is heat. I love it!" Olaf cried, jumping around in the microwave. It was a strange sight.
"Um, you do realize that the microwave isn't exactly on?" Loki said, looking somewhat amused.
So Olaf was in a microwave now, and we had no idea when the humans would be coming home. It was take charge time. "Alright, you can do whatever, but I'm going to start making these cookies." I said in my best serious leader voice. But the recipe only has a few ingredients. Maybe we should collect a bit more."
My eyes wandered around the kitchen before finally settling on the spice cabinet. That one looked interesting enough. "Maybe to start we should throw in some honey." I said, running across the island and making a jump that impressed even myself to the counter, where the spice cabinet was. I knew it was the spice cabinet because we had spent nearly ten minutes looking for it when trying to find sugar, when finally coming to the conclusion that sugar is in fact not a spice.
"Why?" Loki asked, clearly displeased that we were straying from the plan.
"Because I feel like these cookies require honey."
"Okay, whatever."
"And maybe some cinnamon."
"Elsa..." Loki said in a warning tone.
I stood on my tip-toes and reached for the cinnamon. Forcing open the lid, an immediate burst of scent overpowered me. "Ugh," I coughed, then put the cinnamon back on the shelf. "Way too strong, never mind. Instead, we can put some chocolate drizzle on top."
"Fine then!"
Wow. Loki actually raised his voice for the first time in forever. (haha, third reference) Olaf and I were so shocked by this that we actually stopped moving for a second.
"Or not. I mean, it doesn't have to have chocolate on top."
"No, chocolate's fine," Loki ran a hand through his hair. "Sorry about that. Just got a little stressed."
"No, no, you're right. Olaf's in the microwave and I'm looking for things we don't need. Thanks for shaking some sense into us."
"Yeah, you're welcome, I guess," Loki said quietly. "But hey, you can get something for me. This recipe says to top each cookie with some powdered sugar. Do you know where that is?"
"Um, yeah, I think so." I said, but I was unsure of where to look at all.
"Oh, I do!" It was Olaf. He pushed open the door to the microwave and made another running jump to the island where the rest of us were.
"Wow, you're good at long jumps, Olaf." I commented.
He waved it away. "It's easy. And so is finding sprinkles. It's down here in the cupboard where we found the flour. I saw it earlier." The snowman jumped down from the island and onto the ground, where he opened the cupboard, then not even a second later, held up something that looked to be two saltshakers full of tiny colored beads. Red and green for Christmas colors. But these weren't beads, they were sugar sprinkles.
I liked them immediately, imagining how pretty they would look on top of our cookies once they were done. Who could ever be mad at tiny dots of colored sugar?
"Good work, Olaf. Here, let me help you," he handed me the powdered sugar container and then I pulled him onto the island.
"Alright, now that we've got everything, let's get down the business."


(Okay, so maybe didn't look so fabulous in his oversized red poncho)
"To defeat the Huns!" Olaf and I both chanted, then fell backwards in laughter. Loki just stood there, looking confused. I guess Marvel was still kind of new to the Disney family, but Frozen had only been around for a little while, too, and yet we knew what Mulan was.
But we did end up getting down to business. The recipe we chose fortunately did not require eggs, so that meant less work. First, we found a tiny bowl and a baby spoon in which to combine our ingredients. We let Olaf stir, and Loki read the steps out loud (I wonder where he learned to read so well) and I measured out the ingredients and added them to the mix. First, we had to cream together the butter adding the sugar in slowly. Then the vanilla extract went in, then the flour and a pinch of table salt.
Once all the ingredients were mixed we were pretty proud of ourselves. Three dolls in the kitchen actually cooking some real food. Definitely an accomplishment of some sort. But then another problem reared it's ugly head.
"Wrap cookie dough in plastic wrap..." Loki read from the cookbook.
"Got it!" Olaf said, jumping back to the floor and opening up a bottom drawer, then pulling a clear plastic sheet from a box that laid inside.
"Once the dough is completely wrapped, set in a bowl and cover it with a lid. Then place inside refrigerator and freeze for thirty minutes. Since we're cutting our recipe in half, fifteen minutes should be fine."
"Ummm," said Olaf. "Re-frid-ger-a-tor? Is that like a microwave?"
"No, it's that thing over there," I said, pointing to the corner of the kitchen with the large stainless steel fridge. "But I don't think we have fifteen minutes to just wait around for the dough to get cold."
"Good point," said Loki. He looked thoughtful, but then he turned around ans grinned at me. "Elsa," he said slyly. "Remember how I saw snowflakes were falling from the ceiling earlier?"
"Yeah- oohhh!" I grinned back, nodding. Of course! I had almost forgotten my powers. Strange thing to forget, I know. You think that having the ability to create ice and snow out of nowhere would be a difficult thing to forget. I flicked on my switch while Olaf and Loki wrapped the ball of cookie dough in the plastic wrap and stored it in a plastic container. Once the lid was on, Loki gave me a nod. I felt the air grow cold around me, then I concentrated it to the container. A perfect ball of ice formed in my hands, and then, whoosh! The container was covered in a thick layer of ice all around.


"There, that should do it." I said proudly, then turned off my switch to prevent from any accidents.
"Woah..." said Olaf, marveling at my work. "How do you do it?"
I shrugged. "I don't know. How are you able to jump so far? And how is Loki able to read so well?"
"Well..." Loki began, but he was interrupted by Olaf.
"Yeah, but that's different. We learned how to jump and how to read. But you have a gift."
I blushed. "Um, thanks."
"The ice should help speed up the cooling process. In the meantime, we can work on getting this mess cleaned up." said Loki.
I looked down and suddenly realized that there was another task at hand. The island was a mess. A big one. Grains of salt crunched under our feet, and butter left oily stains on the bowl and spoon we used. Flour was spread all over the place. In fact, it looked like Olaf had tried to make a snow angel in one of the piles.
"Um, yeah, we should get to that." I said after a minute or so of silence.
"I'll work on washing the dishes." said Loki.
"But why? That's probably the biggest job." said Olaf.
"Because you and Elsa... well, you can't get water on you. She'll notice. But I'll be fine."
"Okay..." I said, feeling kind of bad. "Olaf, can you get some paper towels? We'll need to get this flour and salt off the island."
Loki worked with the dishes in the sink while I cleaned up the island and Olaf was in charge of getting more paper towels and throwing the dirty ones away. Once we were finished, the island looked as good as it had been before. And we were just in time, because the dough was cool enough for me to thaw the ice on the container. It was easy, really. Unlike Elsa in the movie, I can reverse things pretty well. Loki found us a small cookie sheet and we each rolled out balls from the dough and flattened them onto the plate. We wanted to make them big, but not human-sized, and not too small so that we had too many. Just enough for the three of us and six to share. Once we had used up all the dough, Olaf used his long-distance jumping skills to take the cookie sheet over to the microwave and push the button for number one. We weren't really sure how long the cookies would take to bake. The regular cookie recipe calls for an oven, but then again, the regular cookie recipe was not making doll-sized cookies.
One minute was almost enough. Olaf pulled the cookie tray out of the microwave and they were warm to the touch, but soft on the inside, and nobody likes a raw cookie, even if you don't intend to eat it. Another twenty seconds cooked them all the way through. The entire room smelled heavenly. I decided that our little baking test went quite well, even if there were a few obstacles. It was actually just as perfect as I imagined it would be.
"And now," I said, "For the fun part!"
We used the sprinkles that Olaf had found along with some confectioner's sugar to put on the top of our cookies. And of course, the jam. Can't forget the jam. They actually looked very pretty! Of course, it's not the sight, but the smell.


(At the bottom of this blog post I have included a recipe for the cookies we made if you want to try them out yourself)
After the cookies were ready, we realized that the only thing left to do was share them with our friends upstairs.
"Where to first?" Loki asked. Ha! Like I had a plan. Well, I guess I was carrying the plate of cookies.
"Um, let's try to find Benny first. I think he needs some cheering up."
Olaf nodded. "Yeah. I think Benny and Napoleon were talking about something serious earlier."
"Good idea. If I remember correctly, they went down the hallway somewhere." said Loki.
It didn't take us long to find them. They were the only other talking dolls in the house besides Bell and Dorothy, and they usually spent their time up in a tree or on a shelf. They were in the room that none of the humans ever used, the one they called The Guest Room, which was of course for guests. We heard their voices outside the hallway, but they seemed less serious than before. Also Magneto was in there, because he was talking with them. Well, I guess he deserved a cookie, too.
"Hey, guys," I said quietly as we stepped into the doorway, with me holding the plate of cookies behind my back. It had to be a surprise. My voice was just loud enough so they could hear me (the three of them turned around to see who it was) but not so much that they thought I was being rude. "Is this a bad time?" I asked.
"Because we made you something!" Olaf finished.
"Ah, you did? Very well. We should like to see." said Napoleon. So I guess it wasn't a bad time to butt in.
"Um... care to explain your attire?" Benny asked. Magneto, who was sitting up on the windowsill of The Guest Room, laughed so hard he actually fell down.


I shot Loki and look that said, "Maybe we should have taken off our aprons before coming in to say hi." He only shrugged. Loki didn't care.
"Well, um, we were in the kitchen," I explained, then pulled the plate out slowly from behind my back. "Making these."
All three of our friends' eyes went wide.
"What are they, exactly?" Benny asked. He grabbed a confectioner's sugar covered one off the plate and examined him closely. I don't know why, but I suddenly thought that he should be wearing a monocle.
"Cookies," Olaf explained. "Butter, sugar, flour, vanilla, and salt."
"And what did you put on them?" Napoleon asked, taking one and handing it up to Magneto, who looked at in a completely puzzled way, turning it in his hands this way and that.
"Well, we put on lots of things. The white ones have confectioner's sugar, and the colored ones have red and green sugar sprinkles for Christmas colors. The last ones have jam on them. Olaf found a little jar of strawberry preserves downstairs."
"Go ahead, try them." said Loki.
"Are they poisonous?" Magneto asked with a scowl.
"Why would we try to poison you?"
"Oh, quit with the trust issues, comrade," said Napoleon, smelling his cookie. "They have quite a lovely scent."
Benny nodded in agreement. He looked happier already.
Once Magneto overcame his fear of the poisoned cookie, he was surprisingly pleased at how good it smelled. Dorothy and Bell even came up the stairs for a visit, probably hearing the enormous amount of chatter that was going on. We gave them a cookie each, and they both agreed that it was one of the best things they had ever smelled. Dorothy even put one in her basket for Toto to snack on later if he wanted, but Bell passed because the pinecones in the downstairs Christmas tree smelled like cinnamon. I explained to her that we were actually about to put cinnamon on our cookies, and Bell laughed as she flew away and told us that the cookies we made were already perfect. Each comment made the smile on my face bigger and bigger.
Soon it was time for the three of us to go back to the Room She Lived In. We waved our goodbyes to Benny, Napoleon, and Magneto, who were settling themselves back into place. Napoleon by the fireplace, Benny under the upstairs Christmas tree, and Magneto returning to his ceramic town in the best mood I had seen the old grump in since, well, never.
"Thank you, friends," said Benny, who was the last one we had to say goodbye to. "You really did but a lot of effort into what you did today, and I think everyone here was very thankful for that."
"It was really Elsa's idea," said Loki. "We were trying to find the meaning of Christmas, and she suggested that we make something from a Christmas cookbook."
"More of this 'meaning of Christmas' stuff, huh?" Benny asked, scratching his chin. "Well, I think my opinion has changed from before. Christmas is about effort."
"Effort?" Olaf asked, as if effort was the last possible thing Christmas could be about.
"Of course. Christmas is all about effort. Going out to by someone a present, that takes effort. Decorating the house, and the yard, or a Christmas tree. That takes effort, too. Giving with your heart to people in need, that takes more effort than anything is reaching out a helping hand. And that's what you all did today. You put in a little bit of your own time and effort to make your friends happy, which is what I think we needed the most today."
"You are very welcome," I replied, beaming. "Oh, and before we go, we want you to have the last cookie." I took the last one of our plate and gave it out to Benny.


Benny took our present and we bade him good-bye, hiding the plate, now full of crumbs, and climbing up onto the dresser. We'd all had an exhausting day, and I think I was ready for some quiet time with just me and She's computer, writing down all that had happened. I guess that's what I'm doing now, but I have to say;
I liked this message the best of all. Benny was right. Christmas is about effort. The effort She took into finding and decorating a little Christmas tree for us. The effort the humans put in to take care each-other. The effort Olaf, Loki and I took to brighten up our friends' days. The effort it takes to make each Christmas, whether good or bad.
Effort may have been the real meaning of Christmas, but we couldn't give up yet, not even if we had found it all along, because I didn't call it Elsa's 12 Days of Christmas for nothing. I had to write six more posts whether I liked it or not. But that's putting effort into something, isn't it?
The humans came home a few minutes later. Turns out dolls are very good at timing when their humans are going to be home. I heard them rustling around downstairs, out for more Christmas shopping because a set of lights they had used last year had refused to work and the closest place to go and buy Christmas lights was an hour away. Bad for them, I guess, but good for us!
"Mm, something smells good in here," I heard one human say from downstairs. "Like cookies. Must be that new air freshener I put in yesterday."
Olaf and I shared a secret giggle. Even Loki looked content that everything had worked out for the better. The only trace we left was the smell of cookies in the air. If only they knew!


Putting effort into Christmas,
Queen Elsa

***
The Norway Club's Norwegian Butter Cookies
We used a recipe from one of the human's cookbooks, but we had to change it up a bit since dolls are smaller. Even though we smell, not taste, things, these are edible cookies that even someone like Magneto will enjoy!
For the ingredients, you will need:
1/4 of a cup of unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 tablespoon and 2 teaspoons white sugar
1/4 of a cup and 4 tablespoons baker's flour
A pinch of table salt to taste (about the size of a Loki handful)
Toppings (jams, sprinkles, confectioner's sugar)
You will need to cream the butter in a bowl with a spatula or spoon. Add the sugar in slowly while mixing. Add in the vanilla, then the 1/4 of a cup and 3 tablespoons of flour. Find a Loki and tell him to measure out a handful of salt to put in the mixture. (But he probably won't do it because of The Code of Dolls.) A human-sized pinch of salt works well, too. Stir it all together in the bowl. Your dough should be kind of soft. That's when you add in the last tablespoon of flour. Then find some plastic wrap and wrap the ball of cookie dough completely. Get a nice container with a lid and put the ball of dough inside. If you have an Elsa doll with magic powers, ask her to cover the container with ice. But she probably won't do that, because of The Code of Dolls. A refrigerator works too. Freeze for ten minutes. Once the time's up, get a small plate and roll the dough into balls and press them onto the cookie tray. Bake in the microwave for one full minute. Then take the plate out, poke each cookie with a fork, then put it back in the microwave for thirty seconds. Once the time's up, you can decorate your Norwegian butter cookies any way you like! We used sprinkles, confectioner's sugar, and strawberry jam, but I think melted chocolate and honey would be good toppings, too. They should be good enough to smell! Or eat, if that's your thing.


Thursday, April 9, 2015

Elsa's 12 Days of Christmas: Five Gift Wishes

Well, this is awkward.
April, huh? I'm publishing Christmas posts in April?
Here's my excuse, if you want to believe it. She has been spending a lot of time on her laptop, and even though I already had all of my Christmas posts already written, I never got the chance to edit them for mistakes and post them until now. So that's why I am so many months behind. Due to this fact. I've decided to try to shorten my posts after this one so I can finish the rest of them faster and easier.
Anyways, as they say on Broadway, the show must go on.
And as they say in the Room She Lives In (at least they do now that I made it up) the snow must go on. She checked the weather for the month of December. It looks like we might get a white Christmas after all!
And so, without further ado, I present to you my fifth day of Christmas in February. Yesterday we discovered that Christmas was a forgiving time when Magneto was pestering us the entire time She was trying to wrap presents for her family and friends. And here to sing our lovely song is me, Queen Elsa. On the fifth day of Christmas a human gave to me five gift wishes! Four perfect presents, three new friends, two bah humbugs and a tiny doll Christmas tree!
***


I had absolutely no idea what I was doing or why I was doing it, but it was fun. And therefore I continued. She had three boxes in her room that were always closed, but now that the humans would be gone for half the day, I figured that now was the best time to explore around a bit. After all, we'd probably stay in this room for a very long time. It made sense that we would want to know every single aspect of it. 
Well, at least it made sense to me. Loki isn't exactly curious, and Olaf isn't... well... smart enough to know what to do in these cases. And Magneto, ugh... what to say about him! So for a while I guessed it was just me today, diving into boxes and gathering objects I found fascinating with this little plastic basket She had brought up as an accessory for us to use one day. Not that She knew we would use it.
"Hey Elsa!" I heard a cheerful voice say behind me while I was headfirst inside one of the boxes. It was obviously Olaf. Nobody else I knew could be so happy for no reason. 
"Oh, hey, Olaf." I replied, pushing myself out of the box and standing up straight, basket linked in my arm.
"Whatcha doing?" Olaf asked, looking behind me at the box I was digging through.
"Oh, nothing," I said sheepishly, shifting my weight from foot to foot, like I should be guilty about something. "I was just doing a little exploring. I wanted to know what She kept in these boxes, that's all." I pushed the basket farther up my arm.
"What did you find?"
"Um, well, lots of books, and colored rubber bands, and clay beading kits and stuff like that."
"What's in the basket?"
"Magneto." I replied with a grin.
"What do you mean? Did you capture him and force him into a basket?"
"Well, no. He kind of crawled in himself. And I didn't know he was in there until I wanted to use this basket to hold found objects in. But now I think he's asleep, so getting him out now is pretty much useless."
"Oh." What does one say to that?


"You wanna help me look for a few things we can use?" I asked, holding up a pretty blue gemstone pendant, just as I saw Loki walk over and stop at Olaf's side.
"Elsa, have you seen Magneto anywhere? He said he wasn't going downstairs today, but I haven't seen him all day."
"He's in Elsa's basket!" Olaf cried.
Loki gave me a weird look, as if this could possibly be true.
"Um, yup," I replied, and finally decided to lift the lid. Sure enough, Magneto lay inside, squinting in the sudden light that flooded his face.


(Magneto in my basket)
"Hey!" I cried, trying to shield his face. "You woke me up!"
"Oops, sorry," I whispered, and closed the lid. Then turned back to my friends. "See?"
"Uh, weird," said Loki, scratching his head. "Well, I came over to deliver a message. A heard the garage door opening a minute ago but the humans haven't come in yet, but just to be safe, we should probably get back up on the dresser."
My eyes widened in fright. "Why didn't you inform us of that earlier? Now I only have a few seconds to clean up the mess I made or She'll get suspicious!"
Loki only shrugged. "Not my problem."
"Ugh!" I cried, then tossed Loki the basket with Magneto inside. He caught it and started running towards the dresser. Olaf stayed to help me put the boxes away, and the help was much appreciated. Two minutes went by and the room was cleaned. And the humans still had not come in the house.
"Are you sure that you weren't just hearing things?" I asked Loki as the three of us (with Magneto still snoozing in the basket) sat up upon the dresser just in the nick of the time.
She burst into her room and went over to her closet, rooting around for something on the top shelf. Pulling down a thick spiral notebook and a pen, She then flopped down on her bed, opened the notebook and began to write.


Loki, Olaf and I watched her, trying to read what she had written, but the dresser was farther away from the bed than we thought. I guess we would just have to wait to find out. After She had scribbled down a few things (whatever they were) she closed the notebook and threw it onto her chair, then left the room and closed the door behind her.
"Ha-ha!" I exclaimed triumphantly, using an arm to push myself off the dresser. Probably not a good idea, because I fell to the floor with a loud thump. "Ouch." I mumbled, rubbing my head and sitting up. Hopefully no one heard that.
"Are you okay, Elsa?" Olaf whisper-shouted.
"Yeah, I'm fine," I replied. "Now let's go see what She wrote in that notebook!"
"Elsa, no," I heard Loki say. He was shaking his head and looked to be displeased. "That's her personal property. Just because we live in her room doesn't mean we should be going through her stuff."
"Oh, just relax. I'll put the notebook back when I'm done reading it."
"Don't you think this has gone too far? You already went through those boxes looking for stuff to use. That may have been too much already. We've gone too far. Let's just stay up here today."
"Oh come, on, Loki, She didn't even notice."
"I'm with you, Elsa!" Olaf cried, and climbed off of the handles of the dresser and stood next to me. We both looked up at Loki It was two against one.
"Fine, fine. Do whatever you want. But if you get caught, we're done for."
"We won't get caught," said Olaf. "Will we, Elsa?"
"No, we won't. We promise."
Loki sighed and turned away. We took that as in invitation to explore. I made it over to the chair first, and Olaf helped me reach it by letting me step on his head to climb up.
"I got it!" I said, holding up our prize.


"Hooray!" cried Olaf. "Open it and see what it says!"
"Good thing I can read," I muttered. "But not very well. Loki? Do you know how to read well?"
"Leave me out of this."
"Fine. Olaf, can you?"
"I don't have a skull. Or bones. So probably not a brain, either."
"Okay, I guess I'll just have to try, then."
I had trained myself to read from the text on the other doll's boxes at Wandering Oaken's. I knew some words very well, like "Disney" "Frozen" and "Snow Queen." But I wasn't sure if I was able to read anything.
"What does it say?" Olaf asked.
I jumped down from the chair and flipped through the notebook. All the pages were blank except for the third one from the beginning. That must be what She wrote, I thought, and I started to read it out loud.
"Christmas... I know that word... Wish List. Number... one. Art sup-supplies. Number two. A book on me? Meteor... meteorology. That's a long word. I can't read that one at all... I think it says a music album of some sort. And then... a bl-bla-black sc-scarf? Last one... a mini Elsa doll? What?"
I stared at the words to make sure I had read them correctly. Yep, I had. But just in case, I read them over and over and over again. A mini Elsa doll. But She already had an Elsa doll- that was me. Was I not enough for her? Was She trying to replace me?
"What does that mean, Elsa?" Olaf asked, looking up at me wide-eyed.
"I- I don't know." I stammered.
"I know what it means," said Loki from the dresser, who said he wouldn't get involved. "That's a Christmas Wish List. It's when humans make a list for what they want for Christmas."
"I know what that is!" I yelled. "But why does she have a 'mini Elsa doll' on this list? She already has me!"

Loki only shrugged. "How should I know?"
"Does this mean She's going to replace me?" I asked, fighting back to urge to cry.
"That's why you shouldn't go poking through other people's things," said Loki, unempatheticly. "You might see things that you don't really want to see."
I remained quiet and Loki turned away. Olaf looked over at me again, then walked over and gave me a hug, which I wasn't expecting. "Don't worry, Elsa, no one can replace you."
"She can." I said, but I accepted the hug.
"Not to me," said Olaf. "Come on. Let's put the notebook back on the chair and get up on the dresser. She might come back in her room soon."
"Right." I replied, but I didn't really want to talk. I was happy to put that notebook back, though, I didn't care if I ever read that again. Olaf helped me back the dresser and let me climb on his head again to get back up the dresser. I was so flabbergasted it was a little difficult to concentrate on one thing, even if it was just moving places. I wasn't much interested in exploring any longer, so we just sat on the dresser for maybe an hour, even though She wasn't even in the room with us. It was strange, but really, my mind was so focused on other things that the awkward silence didn't even bother me. Before any of us knew it, it was nighttime and She can back into her bedroom and went to sleep on her bed.
Usually when all the humans are asleep we dolls find it safe to go to sleep as well, but we had basically been relaxing all afternoon at it was hard for any of us to lie down and close our eyes. Loki curled up under our Christmas tree with his green blanket and dozed off immediately. He slept like a baby. Whereas Olaf and I did not. He wanted to stay up and talk, and I wanted to stay up and think... out loud.
"Why do you think She put that one her wish list? Is there another Elsa doll out there that She prefers over me? I just don't get it."
"I don't understand it, either," said Olaf, laying back, his arms folded under his head. "I think She likes you well enough. In fact, I think She likes you best of all. Remember the first day the three of us met? She gave you those snowflake earrings in your hair because She loved you best."
I looked down at my braid. "Yeah, but then one of my snowflakes fell out and we lost it."
"So? She still gave you the snowflakes, didn't She?


"Yes... but She also gave you that bracelet. And Loki and blanket. She loves us all equally, except maybe me now that she wants another Elsa doll."
"But She gave you your snowflakes first. Even when we lost that second one, she replaced them with two new ones. Shouldn't that mean something? I mean, I don't know, I just thought that maybe that meant She liked you more."
"Or She just came up with the idea first."
"What do I know? I'm only a snowman," said Olaf, then yawned. "You know, Elsa, all this talk is making me tired. Do you mind if I take a nap? We can chat in the morning."
"That's not a problem, Olaf. Go right ahead." I replied.
He turned on his side, facing away from me, and then a few seconds later I heard snoring. I smiled a little to myself, then moved closer to him and rested my tired head on his back. Since he was made of stuffing (not that Olaf himself knew) it was actually quite comfortable. I closed my eyes and fell into a deep sleep. From the first day I had met Olaf, I wasn't sure what to think of him, but now he didn't seem bad at all.
***
The next morning I woke up before anyone else, including She, which was good, because if dolls are still sleeping before our human wakes up... well then, that can cause a couple problems. Last night I had a dream that I had done something really big and surprising to catch She's attention, and then that made her no longer want another Elsa doll since I was so special. I was wide awake and full of energy, ready to make my dream become a reality.
I glanced over at the clock on her dresser. Yikes, it was four thirty five in the morning. No thank you. But I was too awake to go to sleep again, so I busied myself with re-imagining my dream. I had thrown a giant party for her, covering her room in piles of snow and beautiful ice sculptures using my powers. I had made She an ice dress like mine, and then showed her that dolls can come to life. Instead of freaking out, She scooped me up in a big hug and threw away her wish list. It was a really great dream. Unfortunately if that happened in real life I didn't think that would have gone over so well. I had to think of something else. I'm not much of the planning type, but I spent near forty-five minutes thinking of how I was going to make this work.
Finally I thought of a really great idea, but I needed a partner in crime. I didn't think Loki would agree with my plan, and Magneto was probably still asleep in the basket, so my first choice was Olaf. I nudged the snowman with my elbow.


"Psst. Olaf."
No response. I pushed him with both hands.
"Olaf." I whispered a little louder.
"MMmmm." he murmured in his sleep.
"OLAF!" I whisper-shouted, rolling him over completely. He bumped into our Christmas tree and some of the bells ornaments jingled. Loki turned around and pulled his blanket around him. I bit my lip, but he didn't wake, to my relief.
"Huh? What? What is it?" he cried, getting up immediately and rubbing his eyes.
"Shh. She's still asleep." I replied.
"Oh."
"Sorry to wake you so early. I need you to help me with something."
"Yeah, okay. What time is it?"
"Well, now it's five fifteen."
"In the morning?"
"Um, yes." I said, blinking in confusion.
"It's too early." Olaf mumbled.
"Yeah, I know. I'm sorry... again. But I have this really great idea."
"Okay, what is it?" Olaf asked, sitting next to me on the end of the dresser.
"I'll tell you," I said. "But we have to be quiet."
I explained my dream to Olaf. I went over all the details I could remember and told him how I was going to make this dream become a reality. "Maybe if I get She to notice how special I am, She'll keep me." I had said. Olaf nodded at my every word.
"So, that's what I'm going to try to do."
"Okay, I'm in." said Olaf, excited to be a part of my secret mission team. I smiled because I knew he wouldn't say no.
"First thing's first. We need to get downstairs somehow without waking any of the humans, Loki, or Magneto. Got that?"
"Yeah. I can do that. Wait... what do I need to get again?"
I sighed. This could take a while. "A few sheets of paper. I think some might be in the living room in one of the drawers. We already have a pen to write with, so don't worry about getting that. I would use what She has in her closet, but I think the door opening would wake her up."
"Okay, good idea. I'll be quick and quiet."


"Thanks, Olaf, you're the best." I said with a wave, as Olaf jumped down from the dresser, pulling at the door handle, and then dropping down to the floor. He disappeared out the open door. Once he was out of sight, it was time for me to put my plan into action. I had to make myself noticed by She. The easiest thing to do was sing, so I pressed the switch on my waist and went climbed off the dresser, confident that when She walked past me to go out the door, I would start to sing and my hands would glow blue... and well, when something is singing and glowing blue it's pretty hard not to notice.
Moving on with phase two, I tiptoed around her bed and crawled up onto her chair, where the notebook lay from yesterday's reading.
I hated the notebook, and I was a little angry at She, but I knew that a few alterations to the last words written might just change our fates. I picked up a pen and bit my lip. I wasn't sure if I knew how to write. At all. And the pen felt largely awkward in my small hands, but I tried my best. In the end, the notebook page looked like this:


(my "lovely" handwriting skills were put to the test)
I just had to hope that She would notice what was written without thinking about who wrote it.
With phase two completed, all I had to do was wait for Olaf. I was trying to be patient, but he was taking a while longer than I had expected.
Eventually I snapped. I went over to the door and opened it a crack.
"Olaf. Olaf." I whispered, calling into the silent house. The human's Christmas tree twinkled with festive green lights. Below the lowest bow lay Benny, who was sound asleep and curled up in the tree skirt, his body moving up and down with each breath. That seemed to be the only movement around. But I still stood guard at the door.


But then a light turned on somewhere downstairs, For a minute I thought it had been Olaf, but then realized that he was too short and couldn't reach any of the switches.
My heart stopped, and I knew that someone had to be awake. And Olaf had to be downstairs. "No." I whispered, and my instincts took over. Before I knew what was happening, I was running. Out the door and past Benny and the tree to the staircase, Gulping before sneaking down and peering through the breaks in the railing. Olaf sat on the couch, frozen in place. (Haha, frozen joke.) A few sheets of blank paper were at his side. His worried eyes saw me watching him. He mouthed, "help."
I suddenly realized why. There was a human in the kitchen.
What were they doing up this early?
"Stay right there Olaf. I'm coming." I mouthed back, and before I knew it, I was off the staircase and hiding behind the doorway leading into the living room.
I stood there, breathing quickly for what seemed to be two hours and two seconds all at the same time. I watched the human in the kitchen, who hadn't noticed me once, thank goodness, who was looking around for breakfast. Once they was busy with the stove (at least I think that's what it's called) I waved at Olaf to get off the couch and come with me.
"I can't!" he mouthed.
"Yes, you can!" I replied. "They're distracted! Come on!"
He hopped off the couch and ran. I'd never seen him waddle so fast before. We got onto the stairs and ran all the way up, not even stopping to look back, our fearful thoughts louder than the sizzling sounds in the kitchen. Whatever that human was making, it sure smelled delicious.
We sneaked back into the Room She Lived In and closed the door quietly behind us, then climbed back up on the dresser, panting.
"Hoo! That was close." I sighed, then picked up Olaf's papers and the pen I had taken from the chair. Olaf looked like he was going to pass out from so much physical stress.
"Wha- What are you... going to write?" he breathed.
"Something. You'll see."
I scribbled out a few well-chosen words and then hid the rest of the papers behind our dresser. You never know when we might need them again.
I showed Olaf what I had written, proud of my handiwork. He squinted at the paper, trying to read.
"Don't... l-let. Me... go?"


"Very good, Olaf! I knew you had a brain in that head somewhere." I said happily.
He smiled.
We set everything in place and prepared ourselves for when She would wake up. The notebook and pen were thrown back on the chair, and I placed the paper beneath me, just enough so that She would be able to see the words peeking out.
It was around the time we went back to our positions She had put us in before falling asleep that Loki woke up, and Magneto finally decided to come out of his basket.
I watched Magneto as he stumbled, unspeaking, eyes barely open, to the end of the dresser, climbed down, and fastened himself using his key-chain clasp to She's backpack, where he had been before taking a day-long nap in a basket. He hung there, and his eyes slowly closed once again, and he was asleep. I actually kind of pitied him for the first time.
Loki got up and stretched, then sighed and stared up at the ceiling o' snowflakes.
I cleared my throat to get his attention. "Beautiful, isn't it?" I asked.
Loki sat up quickly. "Um, yes. Very nice. She did a good job in making them..." he put his helmet on and picked us his staff awkwardly. "So uh... you guys are up early. What did you do?"
"What did you mean what did we do? Could we just not have been up early because we wanted to?"
I asked, trying not to make Loki suspicious of us.
"We haven't done anything." said Olaf behind me, but he said it in just a certain way to say that we really had done something we weren't supposed to do.
Loki narrowed his eyes. I saw him looking at the paper I was sitting on.
"What's that?" he asked, pointing at it with his staff.


"What's what?" I asked, trying to cover the paper up with my dress skirt.
"What's this?" he asked a bit more forcefully, and then before I knew what we happening he pulled the paper out from under me. I fell over. Luckily Olaf was there to catch me... er... break my fall.
"Don't let me go," Loki read with perfect fluency. I didn't know he could read so well. Really could have used his talents when we were trying to decipher She's wish list. But he wanted to be left out of it. So... why was he getting involved now? "Elsa, what is this?" Loki demanded, turning the paper around to look for more words, but there wasn't any.
"What does it matter? You don't want to get involved." I said a little louder than I should have.
She groaned and turned over in her bed. We all froze, staring at her until she sighed and was still.
"I wasn't going to get involved, but now it's going to be a problem."
"Oh, and going through her stuff wasn't a problem before?"
"It was, but not as big as this one. What are you doing, writing messages to She? You can't reveal yourself to the humans! That's what your blog is for, you've already done enough of that!"
"Guys, don't fight, please." Olaf begged.
"Olaf, we're not fighting, we're just discussing what will happen when Elsa makes the biggest mistake of her life." Loki explained angrily.
"It's not a mistake, I have to do this! I have to make myself be noticed by She!"
"And why on Earth is that?" yelled Loki. Turns out that when he gets angry, he starts to talk with his hands, throwing them around like he was the one with ice magic.
"Be-because," I stammered timidly, my voice becoming soft. "Because She's trying to replace me. And if She realizes that I'm special, maybe then She'll keep me."
Loki gave me the strangest look. "Whoever said you were getting replaced?"
"Well, She wrote that She wanted a mini Elsa doll in her Christmas wish list, and I thought that meant I wasn't good enough..."
And then the strangest thing happened. I was on the verge of tears with Olaf patting my back, and Loki yelling at me, and then... he started laughing. He was shaking his head and laughing.
"What- why are you laughing?" I asked, wiping my eyes.
"Elsa, Elsa, Elsa," he was shaking with laughter. "She's not going to replace you!"
"She's not? Well..."
"What made you think that She would?"
"Well... uh, uh..."
"She never said or wrote, for that matter, that She would ever replace any of us. Don't you think that She just wants a mini Elsa doll to add to her collection?"


"Her collection?" I never came across the idea that She was collecting us. I mean, now that Loki suggested it, it made sense. She was a doll collector at some sort, but a strange one at that. Three dolls wasn't much of a collection. Maybe... just maybe... that was why she wanted another Elsa doll?
"Don't you think She wouldn't have bought us if She was going to give us away later just to replace us with other dolls?" Loki went on.
"Um... uh, I..." At least I wasn't the only one who was stunned. Olaf, my partner in crime, had his jaw near touching the floor in surprise.
"Yeah. I think She's trying to build up a collection of some sort with the each of us here. She's simply trying to add to us. I don't know, it might give us a few new friends or something," Loki explained. "But then, who am I to predict our fates? In short, Elsa, She's not planning to replace you, or any of us, for a very long time."
"Uh...huh."
It was a long time before any of us were able to speak. Not because Olaf and I were shocked, but also because the alarm clock beeped and She was waking up and we had to go back to our positions on the dresser, pretending like nothing out of the ordinary had ever happened at all.
She got up from her bed, eyes barely open (kind of reminded me of Magneto's tired expression) and hit the switch on her alarm. The annoying beeping immediately stopped. She looked over at us Her eyes looked over at me, and then She picked me up and began stroking my hair, fixing the bangs on my head.
And on her face was the tiniest hit of the smile.
Not the kind of smile you do when you're evilly planning a future of online selling or garage sales for a doll you own, but a smile that was somewhat happy and sad all at the same time. Nostalgia, perhaps? She picked out some clothes from the closet, left the room, and closed the door.
***
She didn't come back for a long time. I didn't count the hours, I didn't care much for time. She had taken her backpack with her, so Magneto wasn't around to bother us. Loki busied himself with happily removing all evidence we had left behind. He used whiteout on the notebook on where I had written in my part and shredded the "Don't let me go" paper into tiny little pieces and threw it away. Olaf and I remained quiet most of the day, still trying to process what Loki had told us. Was She really just getting another Elsa doll to add to a collection?
Oh well. I was proud to be a part of a collection. A collection is a group of items with similarities, wasn't it? That was kind of what She already had. Loki and Magneto were Marvel characters, and Olaf and I were from Frozen. But we were all kind of in the Disney universe. And in a way I still stood out. I was the only doll with glowing blue hands that made me sing! I liked being special, and I was kind of fitting into She's collection without really fitting in at all.
Near the end of the time we had alone in the room, I was laying down by the Christmas tree, staring up into the branches, instead of looking down on them like I usually did. It was a cool perspective, with the light filtering through the bows and making each ornament shine. Even the plastic ornaments with the poor paint jobs looked beautiful in a way. It was just about different points of view, really.
"Elsa?" I heard Olaf's voice, and I looked to my left to see that the snowman was sitting beside me. "Are you okay?" he asked.
That was nice of him to ask. "Oh yeah, Olaf, I'm fine. Just a little surprised, that's all."


"Yeah, me, too," said Olaf, laying down next to me. "Hey, it's morning now. Wanna talk?"
I laughed. "I guess you're right, you did say we could talk in the morning."
"Okay, what do you want to talk about?"
"What left is there to say?"
"Do you really think that we're part of a collection She is making?" Olaf asked.
"I think so. Loki seems to know what he's talking about. But I think it's cool to be a part of a collection. I mean, it's probably a lot better than being beaten around by some two-year-old girl."
Olaf shivered. "I think that happened to Tom."
"Poor Tom," I giggled. "But really. We have a pretty good life here. She would never replace us, I'm sure of that now."
"Yeah," said Olaf. "So, Elsa?"
"Yes?" I looked over at my assistant and friend.
"What is the message here?"
"What do you mean?"
"You're probably going to make a blog post of this, and whenever you do that, you always put something about the meaning of Christmas at the end of your post."
"Yeah, I guess you're right," I looked back up through the tree. "Well, I'm sure we've learned something about Christmas here, because how could we not have learned something with all of the drama that happened in the past two days?"
"What is it, then?"
"That's a good question, Olaf. Why don't I let my readers decide?"
"Wow, people actually read your blog?"
"....Yes...."
"I was just kidding."
And that ended the day at the House She Lived In. At least for us, because then She came home and we had to go back to being normal non-living dolls. Later I was finally able to type this post up on my blog but I still hadn't really come up with a moral of our story. So... we'll leave it up to your for interpretation. After all, Christmas is kind of like that, too.


Leaving the end to you,
Queen Elsa